You say crabs like it's a bad thing

The young un has taken a recent liking to a certain seafood restaurant. Give him a choice and he's yelling out Joe's before the questions has even left your mouth. Why the attraction to peace love and crabs? Could it be the seafood fondue appetizer? Or maybe the crab claw bucket? Nope, it's the chicken strips and fries he orders every time. And the fact that they sponsor a kids' game at the local minor league ballpark.

I give you the "Crab Grab"

Dress up in claws, feet and head gear.

Wait patiently for the 3rd inning to be over so you can take the field.

Plan your strategy with the college helper.

Grab balls as fast as you can and try not to trip.

Bask in the glory of the entire 3rd base side cheering your name.