The Crap has arrived

I know y'all have been waiting with baited/bated breath for our bag of crap arrival. Sadly, I did not capture video of the the "unwrapping", but I did provide a tweet by tweet for my lucky followers. But never fear, I'll end the misery for you non-tweeters/family. Here's a little something I like to call "Is it $75 worth of crap or an $8 bargain?"

This was the happiest he was the whole time. The box holds so much possibility.

The blind reach approach was the best way to start... and avoid a complete sensory overload. I suggested he wear a blindfold and try to guess the item, but he waited long enough.

First item out of the box was not one, but two band of brothers action figures. Just look at their tiny little rifles and handguns. They were from the Highway to Hell line, and looked like they barely made it back. His face says it all.

Next up was a handheld motocross game. He was a little confused about it, but it was less sucky then the action figures.

Who wouldn't want something pink? That's a lovely xyron personal cutting system carrying case. I was disappointed the cutting system wasn't included. He was disappointed he got a hot pink bag. Especially since the crap was running out.What's this, could it be an actual woot deal? Three dvds of a somewhat recent nature? Yeah, they were used dvds with lots of scratches...but they're still watchable and who doesn't enjoy an all night laugh-fest?

So the question remains, is it an $8 bargain or $75 worth of crap?