Can't sleep. Typed "Julie needs" into google. Here is what google thinks I need:
1. Julie needs complete access in the hallway. (google must have been talking to the wii board)
2. Julie needs your HELP! (the caps were just like that...)
3 Julie needs a new pair of shoes (oh how well google knows me)
4. Julie needs to finish this painting. (Ummm, I thought I did yesterday, remember all the trim)
5. Julie needs coffee (this google is a mind reader)
6. Julie needs an early start (gotta beat the crowd to Schlitterbahn)
7. Julie needs to work on her parenting. (and google needs to work on some tact!)
8. Julie needs to be shutdown. (google is getting a little brazen...)
9. (I'm not making this one up) Julie needs a cupcake.
10. Julie needs to get her ass handed to her. Pronto. (errupting in huge fit of laughter...seriously, I'm crying... google is about to get a smack down)
*wiping tears* Wasn't expecting that last one. Can't say that all of those are on my "need" list, but Google must know better than me. What about you, do you know what you need?
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ha ha ha ha ha ha
Check for my needs later today. Evidently, I just need help!
LOL!!!! That was SO funny! I will have to do the same thing later today. Awesome!
I just stopped by to check out your blog and thank you for leaving a sweet comment on mine! Your list is pretty funny!!
I never thought of using google as a fortune teller...interesting and it sounds like Google is in the know. I will try this, too. Too funny!
According to Google:
1. Melissa needs a break....
2. Melissa needs lots of guidance!
3. Melissa needs an agent(totally after being the SITS featured blogger!)
Thanks for stopping by today! I appreciate your visit and I hope to see you again.
I am so going to have to try this. That is too hilarious
Congrats on winning the Grand Prize on Tuesday! I can hardly wait to see what google thinks I need!
That's a riot! I need to go mine again. You can also Google Julie Wants and Julie Thinks and it's pretty funny the stuff it comes up with!
Auds at Barking Mad!
OMG that is too funny! I'm off to google now to find out what Kiki needs. Can't wait!
Hola from one Saucy Blogger to the next! I am soooo doing this! Don't worry....I'll linky you! <3 Steph!
I love it! I think everyone "needs" to try it out. The last one is my favorite, too funny. Congrats on winning the Grand Prize, have a great weekend!
HAHAHA!
"Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance."
Too funny! Have a great day!
Oh this is fun! Laura needs to try it. :)
LMAO! I totally need to try that!!! :)
Happy SITS day!
Hi! Came on over from SITS. I'm going straight to google after this to find out what I need! Too clever!
Amy
LOL!!! I'm thinking you just started a new trend for the day. I can't wait to see what Tiffany needs!
Wow, Google wants to throwdown with you.
That's hysterical!
I'm going to try this, giving you full credit of course!
Oh My Gosh. Did you really do google? I have to try this, when I do, I will link up to you. Hopefully that is okay?
Happy SITS Day!
going to try this...should be interesting!!! take care!!
hilarious, I never would have thought of doing that, must go try it now!
Oh...go google yourself!! :)
Cute blog!
rotf! What a cool idea! I just did it and one of the first ones to pop up was that I need a cheerleading outfit with big pom poms.
I'm thinking my husband is moonlighting at Google.
I'm going to try that, too. You gotta love the Internet throws at you! Congrats on winning the grand prize and for getting your day of comment love!! Enjoy!! ;)
That's hilarious! I'm going to have google myself later! :)
Wow, I think I'd start crying if I googled my needs too. I think it'd be better to type in "Mrs. mouthy has" :)
That is SO funny! I rely on Google for finding anything, I suppose I just never thought my needs were subjects of expertise for the search engine! hahahaha!
I needed this today! Thanks for the laugh...and the blog idea!
LOL
Wow. Google thinks it is a know-it-all!
Julie needs to enjoy her SITS day!!
This is too hilarious!
Katie needs volunteers to teach junior achievement
Katie needs your Help!!!
Katie needs IV fluids
Katie needs need young farmers to feed the world
Katie NEEDS HULA LESSONS!
Katie needs to turn 55 more or gain 1372 more Vampire points to reach the next level: Vampire Heroine! Katie should get out there and bite some people!
Katie needs adjustments.
Katie needs a blog
Katie needs to use the litter pan on her own
Katie desparately needs Victoria Beckham’s help
Katie needs to tell Tom to back off!
Katie needs to calm down
Happy SITS day. I am so going to find out what Google thinks I need right now.
This is so fun! I think I'll wait until I'm having a bad or stressful day to play!
OOOH, do you mind if I borrow this little blogging gem from you? (depending of course on what Google think I need). Genius! I'm sure I need a cupcake, but not sure if I'm the only one who thinks I do. :)
Too funny! I'm not sure if I can bear to see what google thinks I need. It could be ugly.
LOL..too funny..i had to try it..
Lisa needs to get braces
and Lisa needs to get a life..
my gosh..so true..
have a great Friday
that's so funny... I have to try it... like right now
THAT is hysterical!
Too funny! I may have to try that out!
Julie, that is a GREAT idea! You'll have people doing this all day. This is what I got...
Two of the first three said that Leslie needs a fat reality cheque. (pun intended, I'm sure!)
Leslie needs a home. (I have a home, but I think Leslie in this case is a dog.)
And #4 was Leslie needs a vacation.
You're right! Google is a mind-reader!
- a SITSta
Cracked me up. I may have to try that some insomnia filled night! You funny girl:).
Oh my goodness that was hysterical. I love your replies.
Who knew Google knew what you needed!
Congrats on being the featured SITs girl for the day. I hope you enjoy your GC from Target!
I'm thinking Google doesn't like you! Happy SITS day!
How fun! I had to try this for myself... here's what I came up with:
http://erinstar.blogspot.com/2008/12/what-about-my-needs.html
I'm so glad SITS featured you today! Have a wonderful weekend!
This is funny, I'll have to check google out for myself. Thanks! Happy SITS day. & congrats on winning the target gift card, you lucky girl.
I was intrigued after this post so I just Googled "Denise Needs" and the very first thing that popped up was:
Denise needs her mouth wired shut!
I kid you not!!! I'm thinking I don't like Mr. Google very much right now!! How rude!
mine was...
Cynthiaa needs loving.
Awww...
So fun! I just found your blog from SITS... and had to post my results on my blog... thanks for the laugh!
Here's my list: http://jjbzmj.blogspot.com/2008/12/jenny-needs.html
Google seems to be getting a little full of itself, doesn't it? Or maybe it's trying its hand at stand up comedy??? Thanks for sharing!!! I'll have to try this sometime when I can't sleep...
I think I will be doing this on my blog. Funny!
That is too awesome! I didn't know google could give me advice. I may have to use this in my blog one day....hehe. Hopefully it'll tell me i need a break!
lol i need to do a search for what "kristy needs". its probably gonna say serious help! haha
Oh wow! I have to try that sometime.
That was awesome!
Happy SITS day!
Visiting from SITS!!
That's just THE BEST!! I'm gonna "google" what I need...it'll probably say a vacation! :) Great blog...I'll be back!
Congrats on being featured on SITS! :)
I am going to try this right now. That was funny.
Congrats on being the FB for SITS today!! Have you decided what you will get with your $200 @ Target?
These needs are very funny. I need to plug my name in and see what it comes up with!
Hilarious! And a fun idea for a blog entry - I might have to use it sometime! Google is apparently feeling brazen because it told me...
Rachael needs to learn to accept things even if she does not like them.
craziness! I've never tried that before...I'm not sure what I need.
Better ask google.
Yeah, I tried it, but I got all boy stuff. Thanks Mom for giving me the "boy" spelling. But now I know that Adrian Grenier needs stalkers - I volunteer!
Funny! When I tried it with my name, one of my links was to someone else's blog with my name doing this. It all got too meta for me ;)
Happy SITS day..congrats on the win!
This is hilarious! I love it. What ever made you do that google search? Congratulations on the win and being featured today!
Haha that is great. I am deffinatlely doin this. I need lots of things. I will post it on my blog haha.
Oh I love that I am I so going to try that.
so funny! Gotta try it. Happy SITS!
This is too funny (and easy!) Among other things, "Jori needs to build the groove to mosh pit friendly levels" and "Jori needs to eat plenty of vitamin C-rich foods." heehee!
HA...that is too funny! I'd be afraid to see what Google said I needed...
I'm scared to see what google thinks I need, so I have to work up the nerve to try it! You have a great blog SITSa:) Congrats on being featured!
Hehe...how funny. I am going to try this--I had never heard of it before! Hey--the cupcake was cool..how considerate of Google!
That Mr. Google is quite rude isn't he?
OMGosh! Not sure which is funnier.. the fact that Google thinks you NEED all of that, or the fact that you decided to see what Google thought you needed.
Too funny.
Thanks for the smiles :)
I am going to try that!! It was so funny!!
Happy SITS day!
Can't wait to try this!!! Too cool!
OMG! I'm so doing this and I may put in some others names in that search as well! :P
I'm gonna have to give this a try, although cupcakes and coffee, if Google says it then it must be true. Go forth and eat and drink. Happy SITS day.
I did this on my blog once and I laughed so hard I could barely type it! GREAT FUN!
This is a bangin' post!
The number one google for me:
KiKi needs a Chestica Simpson weave.
Runners up:
KiKi has got to go, KiKi needs to mind her own business, KiKi needs to shut up, KiKi needs our prayers, and KiKi needs to get off Facebook.
Brilliant fun!
Oh how funny. I may have to try that out one day. I love how demanding google is. So did you get your cupcake?
Julie needs to enjoy her SITS day!
Google needs a beatdown. That was funny! Happy SITS day!
That was hilarious! I think I did this before but didn't get nearly as many funny answers as you did.
Heee heee! I'm gonna have to try that.
Sorry I'm so late to your SITS day. Hope it was a good one.
Stopping by from SITS --
Too cute! I'll have to try that!
This is hilarious! I may steal this for my blog!
I love this. Absolutely hysterical!
Congrats on the Grand Prize win! Too exciting!
I'll be hosting a contest of my own on Monday, stop on in if you like :)
Hope you enjoyed your day FULL of bloggy love!
OMG....I almost peed in my big ladies panties!!! so funny....xo...deb
Julie - thanks for the fun idea. I dedicated (and linked!) today's blog to you...mostly because I totally ripped off your idea.
It was pretty great: come and check it out?
www.hereswhatletsdo.blogspot.com
"Julie needs to work on her parenting. (and google needs to work on some tact!)"
Love it. Very cute!
Very fun! And your blog is looking amazing--cute, cute!!! Happy SITS Day!!
Haha ... that's pretty funny.
I typed in my name, funny to see some of the things it said. Said twice I need a mirror. Ummmmmm, Google must think I'm looking ruff or something, haha!
Awesome! I just might have to steal this genius idea...
Happy SITS day!
:^) Anna
I love it, I'm going to type it right now and see what I need. Hopefully something will help.
Apparently google feels that I need a "new home"... and google is so right - my was originally built in 1915 and I'm getting a little tired of the remodeling projects!
Google also informed me that I need "editing". Well, I suppose there are a few things about myself that I could change, but gee... I thought it was a little rude for google to post it there for the whole world to view. Hmmf.
I loved this post - so clever of you - and I laughed hysterically while reading it - could hardly wait to try it out myself!
Sorry I am visiting a day late, but such is my life! : )
What a great idea. I am so going to google myself after this. Love your blog!
Apparently, I need somewhere in sydney harbour to park my cruise liner... hmmm if ONLY!
Visiting frm SITS, I did this a while ago, but my "needs" have changed somewhat since then.
That is really funny!!! Google was all over my hygiene habits and attitude and need for jail time for some reason...(that's what I get for sharing a name with a certain celebrity!)
1. Lindsey needs to take breaks to use the water fountain or bathroom.
2. Lindsey needs some Orbit gum.
3. Lindsey {{needs a life}}
4. Lindsey needs to stop thinking the world revolves around her.
5. Lindsey needs about 6 months in jail.
And then the random....
5. Lindsey needs more cowbell (Huh??!!?)
BAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, I SO need to do that when I'm having a bad day. I like the cupcake the best. EVERYONE needs a cupcake:)
How funny...I'm gonna have to go see what google thinks Casey needs. If they say a nap, then they totally have me pegged:)
How funny! congrats on your SITS feature!
I didn't know Google knew so much. I'll have to check that out. :) Thanks for the laugh!
That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!
Can I steal/borrow/beg this idea from you?
Okay, you inpired me so I did it, too! Come see...
http://sugarmommyof4.blogspot.com/2008/12/have-you-joined-sits-yet-what-i-need.html
hmmm...did i really just type "inpired"? wow. i need to go to sleep. google should have told me so!
That's hilarious! I'm going to have to try this!
http://alittlemorecrazythancool.com
Funny!!! I don't think even Google knows what I need.
That was fantastic! Love it! Especially the cupcake part...I need a cupcake, but I don't think google knows that. :(
I wanna play
Priscilla needs to lay off the face lifts. (ooops, didn't think anyone knew about those....... lol, j/k)
Priscilla needs more ram (um, yes, but...well, I'll leave that one to be)
"Priscilla" Needs Treatment for Heartworms.
Priscilla needs a family that will be supportive and understanding of her moods and need for quiet times. (yes!!!)
Priscilla needs to learn her own self worth and not ride the Elvis thing (darn it!! Why not.....)
Priscilla needs a shave
and I won't bore you with anymore ,,, thanks for the laugh :)
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