Things to put on your Wishlist #1

In my late night traversing through Mr. Gore's superhighway of information, I've stumbled across a myriad of bizarre and creative offerings. These findings have spurred me to create a special category for the blog: Things to put on your Wish list. I thought we'd start off with something perfect for every woman that wants to treated like a princess. your. own. title. of. nobility. Can you even imagine?! According to the website:

This gift idea is guaranteed to bring you or a loved one:
Increased respect from the people you know
VIP treatment
Access to the privileged world
A instant talking point with your friends
Prestige in the financial world
A boost to your personal confidence
Opportunities that otherwise would've passed you by
Opened doors in your career
Discounts in the consumer world

Hello! How do I sign up for this?! Should I go with the ever popular Lady? Or how about the slightly more graceful yet powerful Baroness? Perhaps a more exotic feeling Marchioness? Countess is just so flamboyant, and Dame too plebeian. Is a decision even possible? And before you get too carried away, I should also mention that this title of nobility comes with it's very own tailor fitted ebony jacket. I know, I know, but there's still more. For those that aren't current on your nobility etiquette, there's even a helpful booklet included to teach you how to use your title to its maximum potential. Imagine the Christmas cards I could send out with this :)

Peruse the site, whether you want one for yourself or a friend. Be sure to check out the Royal FAQs here. Happy Title hunting!